Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Romione VS Dramione

Romione VS Dramione is literally the biggest ship rivalry I have ever seen.
No kidding. 
Warning : I ship Romione so don't be offended if you don't agree with my opinion. Haters please back off.

Now let me get started. 
Rolls up sleeves

ROMIONE.
The reason Romione is so great is because it's such a healthy relationship. Yes they fight. Yes Ron is a jerk sometimes. Yes Hermione is narrow minded sometimes. But they still love each other! Every relationship has to go through hardships and Romione is a perfect example of that. Plus! We all know they wouldn't be Ron and Hermione if they didn't fight over silly and petty things!

Reason number two! They balance each other out. Ron helps Hermione lighten up by cracking a joke or two, and Hermione makes sure Ron does his homework. Opposites attract! We all know that Ron wouldn't get through the school year without Hermione's help. Just like Hermione would read a book all day if it wasn't for Ron. (Not saying that's a bad idea.)

Reason number three! This is the last reason! True love! I bet you're thinking : duh! But it's a legit reason. True love means that you accept the other person for what they are and you still love them. For example, Ron doesn't care that Hermione is a know-it-all, and that she isn't the prettiest girl in the world. He still loves her. Hermione doesn't care that Ron could probably eat his way through five plates of food. (Ahh. Chickron!) Or that he's totally obsessed with Quidditch. She still loves him. It wasn't love at first sight either. More like the opposite actually. But look at what happened in the end!

Bonus! The fandom posts are fan-tabulous! See Exhibit A :

Romione feels!

Now for...

DRAMIONE 
This is my argument about why Dramione is not one of my ships. Again, please don't judge. This is my blog, you know.

Reason number one! I get that J.K Rowling said that the reason Draco bullied Hermione was because of his feelings for her. I get it! But the thing is that the books never gave a hint of those feelings, so when I first heard about Dramione I was like : What???

Please tell me one scenario in the books where Draco ever showed his feelings for Hermione. I mean it! If you have one scene where this happened please comment. Be my guest!

Enya is on a roll.

Reason number two! If Draco really loved Hermione he wouldn't have bullied her! Please! I don't care if his father wouldn't have approved and blah blah blah! I mean what kind of abusive, messed up relationship is this? Liking someone, then bullying them and hurting them! That's insane! You don't like someone and then call them racist names, and hurt them! That's common sense! Then there's the excuse that 'Draco had a reputation to uphold'. Again! If he really loved her then he would've forgotten his stupid reputation and actually shown her some respect!

Reason number three! Hermione would never love him back because he treated her and her friends like dirt! Yes, at the end they did eventually forgive him, but loving is another story. She loved Harry and Ron like family, and Draco bullied the both of them! Would you love someone who treated your family badly? No. Would you love someone who pretended you were an animal? No.

Bonus! Dramione is like Snilly, and we all know what happened with that.

To all Dramione shippers :

Now that I've ridiculed your ship, here's a Dramione edit to keep you happy :








Happy?

Feels

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This is the definition of feels. Kapish?

The life of every Fangirl ever is on this meme.
Often feels overwhelm you and cause an 'attack'. But don't worry. This is very normal. (For a Fangirl at least.) it's just a part of fandom life. These 'attacks' are often caused by tumblr, fan art, fanfiction, edits, re-reading the books, watching the last season on Netfix for the billionth time, and a number of other things that would take too long to type. These attacks are often seen as mental breakdowns by the unsuspecting muggle, mundane, mortal, pansy cake, or non fandom person. But in reality they are a part of a Fangirl's everyday life.

Another thing that can cause a 'feels attack' is the death of a fictional character.

Cries

Don't worry, we've all been there because I know for a fact that everyone shed at least one tear over Mufasa's death in The Lion King. Don't worry. You're not alone.

Feels attacks don't have to caused by sadness either. They can be caused by happiness, revulsion, anger, longing, or any other emotion. One example of a feels post is :


I remember reading this in the middle of the night, and literally choking because I didn't want to wake anyone up. The sass of Uncle Rick is just... Ahem back on topic. I think I've made my point clear.

Feels are the death and life of every Fangirl. End of story.



Percabeth

Percabeth is the ruler of ships in the Fandom World. It is also one of my main ships. (I do not have an otp.) I absolutely love Percabeth! Only Satan would separate Percy and Annabeth. Yes Hera-Juno whatever. I'm talking to you. I don't care if you're the Queen of the Gods. I will never forgive you got separating Percabeth. Percabeth = True Love. Percy would rather go to Tartarus than to be without Annabeth. If that isn't true love then I don't know what is.

Enya is on a roll.

To all those Perachel and Luckabeth shippers :
Screw you! I would swear, but I'm too good for that. Percy and Annabeth have been engaged since they were twelve because of that apple hackysack. End of story. 

The best part is that even though they are in harmony, they can survive without each other. Percy can deal with monsters on his own, and Annabeth can handle herself when facing difficulties alone. They surprise each other as well. Percy lived up to his nickname 'Seaweed Brain' superbly! At the same time he's very smart! When they were in Tartarus in HoH he handled that river situation pretty well. You know the one where Annabeth almost fell off the cliff? He rocked that!

What I'm trying to say is that Percabeth is the perfect example of a healthy relationship. Now while I'm at it, let me attack you with some feels :

Screams
Cries
Laughs
The feels are coming!